Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The Unpredictable Puncturist

I don't remember if I've told you, but my right shoulder has been hurting for over a year now.  And so after numerous doctor's visits, cortisone shots, physical therapy appointments, reikki sessions, deep tissue massages, and chakra balancings, I returned to acupuncture.

Only I was fooled.

On my last round of acupuncture, my puncturist and I had gotten to a point where a session was almost predictable.  I would inform him I had neuropathy in my feet.  He would query me about my bowel movements.  And then he would insert needles into my head and my ears.  After a few sessions he decided that he needed to treat me more systemically and so he started to put those needles into my (cringe) belly button.

And so the morning of my first follow-up session I got myself ready - or so I thought.  I polished my ears; inside and out.  I made sure my belly button was squeaky clean. (No "smelly" button for me.) My fictitious answers to his all-too-private questions were well memorized. (Yes, exactly in the shape of a banana!  How'd you guess?)  By the time I reached his office, I believed I was all set.

Only my puncturist didn't ask me those questions.

I informed him that my shoulder was "killing me."  And so he went right to work.  As logic would have it, he began pushing on my lower back and stomach.  "Where does it hurt more?  Here?  Or here?"  And then he had me lie down and began to wiggle and roll my seriously-unshaven legs and proceeded to put needles at the juncture of two of my un-pedicured toes, one hand, and my stomach.

Of course!

Reminded me somewhat of this post from years ago!  

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Woo Hoo! The Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation Is Promoting My Book

Patience (or more likely, hesitancy) pays off!

I have always known that my book would would benefit my fellow Sjogren's sufferers, and the most likely way to reach them was through the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation.  I had attended their National Patient Conference last spring and know that they do good work and provide patients with only the best information.   And although I had sent a copy of the book to them very early on, I just didn't seem to be able to break through and find someone who had the time to read it and respond to it.

Well here we are, almost seven months later, and its happened.  The Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation will promote and sell my book on their website!

Oh why did I ever doubt?  I knew I loved them!

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Lucky Number 45

I am one of seven siblings, so through the years I have acquired a rather large extended family.   Wait just a minute while I count them.


44.  There are 44 of us.  We just gained another this past weekend. So that comes to a grand total of 45 siblings, spouses, nieces, nephews, and their own spouses and children.  It's a lot to fit into a house at Christmastime.  A lot to host a barbecue for in your backyard.   It's quite a few more than you would like to know your business.  And quite often I complain and shy away from large family gatherings; for they make me feel claustrophobic, anxious, and unsettled.  I confess right now that I don't often appreciate the fact that I come from a large horde. .  .clan. .  .tribe.

Until it really matters.

Until we are all sitting together in a church for a funeral or out on the dance floor at a wedding.  THEN it hits me and I realize the truth of the old adage that the whole really is bigger than the sum of its parts. I feel part of something very big, and vibrant, and special.

This past weekend was very special in that way.  My goddaughter got married, and so we traveled 16 hours each way (that's 32 hours in total) to get to the destination 696 miles away, spent 5 nights away from home in 3 different hotels, (not to mention close to $1,000) and drank numerous glasses of pinot grigio, just to join the other 44 family members in welcoming number 45 into the family.

Lucky number 45!

The next road trip is to Annapolis for another niece's baby shower because number 46 is due before long!

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

My Boring Life Part 3

Just signed into my Amazon account.

My family has placed 132 orders in the past six months.

Does that sound a little undun to you?

If you need more proof, check out this post on Drying My Tears

Thursday, February 8, 2018

My Boring Life Part 2

I got a new car two months ago and have only purchased gas twice.  When I looked at the mileage today I noticed that I have put a mere 750 miles on the car - and that included an ill-fated, 120 mile round trip to White Plains to meet my daughter, Trigger,  at her rheumatologist when I was sure she was going to drop dead from uticaria vasculitis any day now.

I mean then.   I was sure she was going to drop dead from uticaria vasculitis any day - then - so I frantically decided to meet her at her doctor's appointment and then got a wee-bit waylaid on my way home, driving over the George Washington Bridge instead of my beloved surburban Tappen Zee.

If you disregard that mess of a trip, that's an average of 10 miles a day I drive that new car.

I live one boring life - but at least Trigger’s not dying of vasculitis.


My Boring Life Part 1

So here's a little confession. . .

I ran the dishwasher last night before I went to bed because, it had been like three days since I ran it last.  It was time.  Right?  Yet when I went to unload it this morning I was a bit surprised by its contents, which included the following:

  • 5 coffee mugs
  • 6 wine glasses
  • 1 Sam Adams pint glass
  • Some random silverware
  • 2 lunch plates
 That's it.  C'est tout.  The totality of it.

I haven't put away a spatula, a colander, or a pair of salad tongs in as long as I can remember. 

Proof positive that Drip Dry and I have been living on coffee, wine, water bottles, sandwiches that he brings home from work, prepared foods in microwavable trays, and toast that I put on an actual lunch plate.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Who Let the Dog Talk?

You know you're in trouble when your dog thinks you're boring.

And looks at you, mind you, just like that. . .

"You're boring lady.  You don't think I've heard the Tah-Rah-Rah-Boom-da-Ray song about a million times from you already?  Give me something new.  In fact, give me food.  That's why I'm here.  Whatever you do, don't put that R E S P E C T song on your iPod and make me do that stupid dance again.  Let me go outside and eat some deer poop.  Much more interesting.  Tasty too!   I hate it when you're bored, my female leader of the pack, and then take it out on me.

"I'm too old for this.  I deserve a little respect."