Attention Teenage Girls (well, specifically my daughters. . . )
You know how you act all sweet in front of other adults (like you're practically angelic or something) and save all of you witty retorts and What is your problem, Mom! for when no one else is within earshot????
Well I'm here to put you on notice that Bad Gets Around!!!
So the next time you're babysitting and happen to field a phone call from your mother, you had better watch what you say, or else the next time little Johnnie runs into your Aunt Suzie in the drug store, he'll tell her that he over-heard you being mean to your mother on the phone . . .
I knew I loved that little Johnnie!
And let's put this on record. . . I now have a credible witness!!!!
