Once the dress is selected. . . the tan is perfected . . .the makeup applied. . . the boyfriend supplied. . . the toes frenchly pedicured. . . and the bun pricely head-i-cured . . .
. . . well, I guess Ponzi's happy after all . . .
And as long as I'm violating my "no picture" rule, I might as well share with you the other two reasons I don't sleep at night. . .
I know they look kind. . . and caring. . . and beautiful . . . and innocent. . . but I beg of you. . . please don't be deceived by appearances . . . you can - and should - reprimand them if ever you see them on the street!