Okay, my daughter has ratted me out.
I did attempt to become a vegetarian for a quick second or two. (Truth be told, it was ten days - but who's counting???)
No "eco-conscious" person will ever tell you this, but a strange thing happens to you when you swear off of meat.
You begin to crave a simple hot dog in the worst way. And my favorite - taylor ham???? (it's so cliche calling it pork roll) well, suddenly it's hard to live without.
I applaud you, my darling, for your convictions and your will-power.
But I still don't like the thought of recycled toilet paper.
And my p.s. to your p.s. . . . I remember some little girls being terrified of those "cloppers" . . . . Did you really want them sharing their bed with you - or are you happier that a little harmless fumigation paved the way for your to sleep soundly at night???? I didn't see the cat or dog growing any extra limbs . . . did you???
