Someone please tell me, since when did I. . .
Stop buckling my daughters in their car seats and start crossing my fingers as they drive away?
Stop getting up with my children during the night and start waiting for them to come home?
Stop bringing them to "Gymboree" and get them their own memberships to the health club???
Stop sniffing their diapers and start smelling their breath?
Stop holding their hands and begin holding my heart???
Stop teaching them their A.B.C.'s and start paying for S.A.T. tutors????
Stop begging them to eat their vegetables and begin cooking for vegetarians?
Stop attending pre-school graduations, and have a daughter graduating from college instead?????