Things Missing Since Trigger's Departure

It seems that each morning since Trigger left for college, I discover another item missing from my bathroom. Things like. . .

• My razor
• My moisturizer
• My make-up remover
• My foot spray
• My blush

That's okay, though. . . .

I'm good with being a washed-out, dried-up, stinky-footed, hairy-legged, mess of a human being!

No need to bring Trigger back. . . . Really!