It seems that each morning since Trigger left for college, I discover another item missing from my bathroom. Things like. . .
- My razor
- My moisturizer
- My make-up remover
- My foot spray
- My blush
I'm good with being a washed-out, dried-up, stinky-footed, hairy-legged, mess of a human being!
No need to bring Trigger back. . . . Really!