Especially if you're a tad bit. . . oh. . . . angelic, shall we say?
If you've been reading this blog for a while, you already know about I have been the "recipient" of some free coffee. . . or that I brought home some of the holy oils for my own personal use. . . ("lovingly lifted" I like to call it. . . )
But today's bonanza was nothing like that.
You know, sometimes people leave some funny things in church . . . sweaters . . .eyeglasses. . . scarves. . . gloves. . . umbrellas. . . cameras.. . . all of which get immediately buried in the Lost and Found for years on end mind you . . . .
But never before has someone left a gift card to Victoria's Secret.
And so I ask you.
Would you have the nerve to call your local Catholic church - running the risk of reaching a priest - to ask if they, by chance, had come across a gift card that Aunt Suzie and Uncle Harold gave you to Victoria's Secret?
Exactly.
I thought not.
Perhaps I should offer it to SJP's SIL in return for The Cope????