Monday, September 13, 2010

I Hate that Cat Messing with My Ch'i

Some might call this a random thought.

Others might call it pathetic drivel.

Yet I prefer to think of it as. . .oh, I don't know. . .  a profound pondering of the universe.


If bamboo plants are traditionally supposed to bring their owners luck . . .

But the owners' cat eats your plant from top to bottom . . .

Does that mean that the owner is out of luck?

And what - pray tell - would it portend if the same cat were to get diarrhea after eating the plant?

I thought so. . .