Others might call it pathetic drivel.
Yet I prefer to think of it as. . .oh, I don't know. . . a profound pondering of the universe.
If bamboo plants are traditionally supposed to bring their owners luck . . .
But the owners' cat eats your plant from top to bottom . . .
Does that mean that the owner is out of luck?
And what - pray tell - would it portend if the same cat were to get diarrhea after eating the plant?
I thought so. . .