Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Who Let the Dog Talk?
You know you're in trouble when your dog thinks you're boring.
And looks at you, mind you, just like that. . .
"You're boring lady. You don't think I've heard the Tah-Rah-Rah-Boom-da-Ray song about a million times from you already? Give me something new. In fact, give me food. That's why I'm here. Whatever you do, don't put that R E S P E C T song on your iPod and make me do that stupid dance again. Let me go outside and eat some deer poop. Much more interesting. Tasty too! I hate it when you're bored, my female leader of the pack, and then take it out on me.
"I'm too old for this. I deserve a little respect."