Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Who Let the Dog Talk?




You know you're in trouble when your dog thinks you're boring.

And looks at you, mind you, just like that. . .

"You're boring lady.  You don't think I've heard the Tah-Rah-Rah-Boom-da-Ray song about a million times from you already?  Give me something new.  In fact, give me food.  That's why I'm here.  Whatever you do, don't put that R E S P E C T song on your iPod and make me do that stupid dance again.  Let me go outside and eat some deer poop.  Much more interesting.  Tasty too!   I hate it when you're bored, my female leader of the pack, and then take it out on me.

"I'm too old for this.  I deserve a little respect."



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