For all who are interested. . .
If your daughters proclaim that they are skipping off to get their eyebrows threaded, don't worry.
I can now tell you from personal experience that they will not come home with hairwraps on their eyebrows. . . nor will they be braided. . . nor criss-crossed. . . or sewn together in one big unibrow. . . or have a strange sort of needle-piercing coming through them. . .
Ponzi: You think that's what threading is??? Mom, where have you been???
Trigger: How could you possibly think such a thing???
Me: J.K.!!!!! I wasn't thinking that! Honest!!!!