Me: Ponzi! Where are you going dressed like that?
Ponzi: To the high school football game. Why?
Me: Well, my dear, that shirt is more-than-a-little-bit see through. You better put a jacket on over it.
Ponzi: It's not like it really matters. I'm just going to be pulling it up anyway. . .
After all. . . she is the second "R" in Morristown, you know. . .